museum gift shop: its that vase you saw
me:
museum gift shop: but really small
me: holy shit
people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person
spotify gives you all of your stats every at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh
women are… like pasta
i love eating both
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
Results so far
ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period
I’m full of garlic bread and homosexual thoughts
As of December 18th I will only be full of garlic bread
James Stewart and Claudette Colbert in a publicity photo for It’s a Wonderful World (W.S. Van Dyke, 1939)
Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck
You are stronger than you believe.You have greater powers than you know.
“And I sat there getting drunker and drunker and more in love and more in love.”—
Donald Barthelme
(viapurplebuddhaquotes)
Big Hero 6 (2014) dir. Don Hall, Chris Williams
This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%
my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.
This is what school children in America are taught.
That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.let me reiterate
SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control
shit
I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.
My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!





